ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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