I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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