Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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