check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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