After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just had sex on a roof
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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