Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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