i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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