I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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