dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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