"it" just moved
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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