My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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