remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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