I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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