Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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