so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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