Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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