Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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