the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
operation harelip BJ is a go
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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