I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
porn star boner night. come get it.
ttyl tear gas
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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