her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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