This is not my ceiling
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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