it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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