bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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