Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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