all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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