She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
where does the pee come out of this thing
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
we're making bets on your personal life
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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