so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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