She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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