We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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