now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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