You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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