Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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