When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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