She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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