This girl is more easily done than said...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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