I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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