have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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