I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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