I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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