question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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