My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
what is it with giant penises always finding me
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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