I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She announced her abortion via fbk
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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