porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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