I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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