I just made out with a guy for $7.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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