yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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