i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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