The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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