Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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