I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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