All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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