I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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