I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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