Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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