i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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